As if 2015 wasn’t already the worst year for relationships (RIP Bennifer 2.0, Jon & Jennifer, Avril & Chad LOL JK), two individuals who also split from their respective significant others have decided to heat things up.
Yes, we’re talking about Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani. The Voice judges, after splitting from Miranda Lambert and Gavin Rossdale, respectively, have decided to take their professional relationship outside of work and have begun dating.
Well, Gwen and Blake have been getting it on in public and quite frankly, nobody was prepared for this. Ok, guys, this may be all fun and new and exciting but c’mon! Think of Miranda, for goodness’ sake! This poor woman is tearing up through her performances while you two get dressed up in whatever the fuck costumes these are.
And let’s not forget about how this relationship is affecting Zuma, Kingston, and Apollo (Those are Gwen’s children, not telescopes).
In any case, Gwen, we know it’s your life and we haven’t forgotten but Miranda and Gavin aren’t going to wake up any time soon thinking, “I know we’re cool.”
Rein it in with the PDA.